Aspiring young Robot sought its master one day. "Sensei," it asked, "What is the meaning of life?"
The master looked Robot straight in the eye, took a deep breath, and said, "I am your sensei, my young friend, but I am not kitten. Before I can answer your question, you must find kitten.
"Young Robot heeded its master's words, wandering the screen in search of kitten. And -- lo! -- one day it did find kitten, and it felt much love and satisfaction. And yet a pressing question still remained in its robot brain.
Robot -- no longer young -- took kitten in its arms and went back to show the master its proud accomplishment, and finally get the answer to its question. But the master was nowhere to be found. He had moved on, perhaps to a console screen many miles away, or maybe to the Big Console Screen in the Sky.
Despairingly, Robot cried out, "Without my master, how can I understand the meaning of life?!"
Kitten purred.
Robot was enlightened.
[Danfuzz - - Feb 28 '13 at 23:23]
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